Dear Diary – This morning, I decided it was time for a change and to try something completely different. I booked a romantic little room in some kind of a resort. Took a taxi and understood fast enough that this was a mistake. It took us almost 2 hours to get there, in some far away place in the middle of nowhere. I booked this room for 2 nights and I already regret it before even arriving here. Now, I must say that it is really a nice-looking place but just not for a monger like me. I got like a little house for myself but can’t leave the windows open. The biggest problem is to get girls here at such a remote location, too. I will chat with some girls tonight and we’ll see from there.