WENT TO CHECK OUT THE BANGDUNG ZOO AND BOUGHT A GIFT

Dear Diary – I decided to visit the Bandung Zoo today, hoping to score some pussy there as I once did at the Manila zoo, a long time ago. But Indonesia is not the PI, of course. Damn, this was such a sad place. Cages with holes, sad lonely animals and terrible looking toilets… it was like walking in a horror garden. Anyways, I kept my tradition to visit the local zoos of Asia and this was probably the worst. I still bought a T-shirt from the zoo when leaving, to give to super hot Asian girl Ika since she’s been begging to see me again. I agreed, maybe for the last time.