WATCH MY EARLY ARRIVAL BY TAXI AND JOIN ME ON MY 1ST WALK

Dear Diary – I arrived in Pattaya this morning and I slept in the taxi until my early arrival. Then, I went for the first walk and ended up eating at Central Plaza. Saw some hot girls there, too. So happy to be back.

IN OTHER NEWS

So I had a date lined up for tonight but the girl didn’t even show up and just stopped texting me. I got stood up. It’s a hit or miss these days, to rely on social media dates… I guess that I will just have to barhop again.