EYEING UP THESE CHUBBY ASIAN GIRLS AND OUT TO GET MEDS

Dear Diary – I felt bad this morning so I decided to go see a doctor. Took the Hong Kong MRT. Got some medicines and I need to rest, the doctor said. Drink more water also… yeah. Saw these two chubby Asian girls laughing across from me on the MTR. Man, I wanted to so badly fuck them both at same time but I need to get feeling better before I start lifting weight like that :p