REALLY COOL BRONZE LION STATUE SPOTTED, BET I STILL GET MORE PUSSY THAT HIM THO!

Dear Diary – Today, I decided to walk around a little bit to discover more about the city. Köln is really a nice place to visit for the shopping streets, the historic buildings and the museums. The bronze lion statue called to me in some ways. But I bet I still get more pussy than any wild lion could ever get haha. I saw some cute girls and some were Asian but nothing really to go for. My balls were still empty from yesterday, anyways. Bought a lot of stuff and went back to my hotel to prepare for my trip to Paris.