SAW THIS PLACE CALLED CABBAGES AND CONDOMS AND I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO THINK!

Dear Diary – Went to the market today, early in the morning. Nothing happened, to be honest, except spotting this strangely named restaurant. It’s called Cabbages And Condoms. Did some research tonight, it is a famous fancy restaurant that rates quite highly. Anyways… I got messages from sexy Thai model Nori and slutty Asian Barbie. They both want to see me again. Barbie will come back from Pattaya to see me 🙂